Met up with my girls and went to the flea @ Haji.
The MAIN purpose of going there is to find Mr Goh's(I don't know who's he though) stall.
But in the end, i didn't do any flipping of clothes there at alllllll!!
A bit wasted huh. And such a bad day that it rained.. and apparently, some hardcore shoppers hold their umbrellas and do the shopping. HAHA.

Then we had shesha @ Reis Turkish Cafe.
Oh god, swear it's super expensive there!
Their can drinks cost you two bucks. Wtf?!

Anw!! Then we had the strawberry flavoured(Didn't know that it had flavours too) shesha.
Of the three of us, only Liyi and me tried.
Weishan didn't dare too.
So we all got high on it. HAHAHA.
Ok.. i swear i won't have it more than 10-20 times the next time!
Well, why do i feel so "drunk" after having it for like.. xx times?!
And my head became damn dizzy and i had to lie on the table and rest.
And now, it made me felt so sick of strawberry. HAHAHA.

So when i was done resting, the sky started to pour even heavier.
Damn shit can!!
Cause we were all rushing to town and ... you'llknowitlater!! (;
So we ran in a zig-zag manner from building to building.
In the end, we just cant stand it and walked to the mrt without ANY UMBRELLA.
Half drenched and we went to town.

Reached and still, raining heavily!!! ):
So we find another way and headed to Paragon.
Bought pens and all and i forgot to buy one more kind!!!
URGHHHH. ):

Then i actually wanted to shop but both of them was so eager to see you'llknowhimlater.
So i had no choice and went with them.

THE BIG, GREAT AND EXCITING STORY STARTS NOW!

There's this fucking despo pervert who kept harrassing my son(Liyi).
He claims that he've got no parent's love. -.-
And that's why he's looking for SUCH LOVE-Sex. Damn wtf!
Then i thought of helping my son to teach that bastard a lesson.
And here's our convo:

Conversation between Liyi and Yanmei:

(12:15 PM) Liyi: so see ue wan play with him ma ?
add in.
i nv reply :X
(12:15 PM) Y: okok. add him in.
HAHAH.
you dont leave ok!
we make fun of him.
hahaha.
you tell him i'm interested in him.
(12:15 PM) Liyi:
okok .
i open new chat .
haha
(12:19 PM) Liyi: say what ?
he reply this
y she wan know me
(12:19 PM) Y: er.. say cause she also looking for boyfriend and he's my type.
(12:20 PM) Y: i change my dp first better.
HAHAHA.
(12:20 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!
(12:21 PM) Liyi: she like wad type of me
(12:23 PM) Y has changed his/her name to "HI.. I AM JELIN."
(12:24 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ok.
done.
(12:24 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!
dp ?
(12:24 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: dont want put.
(12:24 PM) Liyi: put anhow uhs .
(12:24 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: say i dont have camera and handphone.
so i dont have pictures.
(12:24 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: nvm, i anyhow put one.

Then another chat pops up with that pervert and both of us.

Conversation between Liyi, Yanmei and that pervert:

(12:26 PM) Liyi: alright .
done .
(12:26 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hi!
i am Jelin!
(12:26 PM) Pervert: hihi
(12:26 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: nice knowing you. (;
(12:26 PM) Pervert: my name is terance
(12:26 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: what's your name?
i see.
(12:26 PM) Pervert: hahas
me terance
18 here
(12:27 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: oh, im 18 too!
(12:27 PM) Pervert: really
hahas
(12:27 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: are you studying?
(12:27 PM) Pervert: me bukit panjang
yaya
bukit batok ite
(12:27 PM) Liyi: Hhaas .
(12:27 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i see.. i'm not studying.
dropped out of school when i was sec 2.
(12:28 PM) Liyi: bad gal .
(12:28 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: kind of sad.
(12:28 PM) Pervert: its ok
(12:28 PM) XiAo LoNeLy Is CuRrEnTlY eMo-InG NoW eMo-InG iS pArT oF mY lIfe is now Online
(12:28 PM) XiAo LoNeLy Is CuRrEnTlY eMo-InG NoW eMo-InG iS pArT oF mY lIfe has changed his/her personal message to "Alone is lonely de, will this world really end in 2012 ??" ?
EWWWW.. EXACTLY. EMO SHIT. YUCK!

(12:28 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: cause when i came back after the holidays.. i became fatter by A LOT. then apparently, teacher thinks that im pregnant and decided to kick me out of school.
(12:29 PM) Liyi: Sad Case .
(12:29 PM) Pervert: diao
ask her go hosp check lor
(12:29 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: my principal very unreasonable one.
(12:29 PM) Liyi: eu think teacher will believe ? ha .
(12:29 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: if they think it is, they wouldn't double check.
(12:29 PM) Pervert: u last time wad school
(12:30 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: Im in northspring pri.
(12:30 PM) Pervert: where u stay
(12:30 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: psps.. is sec.
i staying at jurong.
(12:31 PM) Pervert: oh...
really
hahas
me bukit panjang
(12:31 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i see.
(12:31 PM) Pervert: u got friendster or msn ???
me study in bukit batpok ite
(12:31 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: dont have.
(12:31 PM) Pervert: if got come batok area tell me
(12:31 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i only have msn.
but i very seldom online.
(12:31 PM) Pervert: then u no pic ah
(12:31 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: dont have.
i dont take pictures one.
(12:32 PM) Pervert: oh....
hahas
(12:32 PM) Liyi is now Offline
(12:33 PM) Liyi has left the conversation.
(12:33 PM) Pervert: then u now working ah
(12:33 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: no.. i cannot find.
i seem to be very stupid at everything i do.
i cannot make them properly.
(12:33 PM) Pervert: don like tat said ok
wad your height and weight ???
(12:34 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: my height's 158CM and my weight is 69.5KG
(12:37 PM) Pervert: me 168 cm 55kg
(12:37 PM) Liyi has been added to the conversation.
(12:37 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i see! so tall!
(12:38 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i like tall guys!
(12:38 PM) Pervert: not very tall lar
hahas
normal only
hahas
(12:39 PM) Pervert: then u got brother or sister at home
or u the only child
(12:40 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: only child.
btw, are you a virgin?
(12:40 PM) Pervert: wad if i said i not
u mind your stead not a v ah
(12:40 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hahaha.
i anything one.
oh.. wanna have sex today? im not a virgin too. hehe.
(12:41 PM) Pervert:
at where
u got so horney mah
(12:41 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: duhh, your house!
(12:41 PM) Liyi has changed his/her status to Busy
(12:41 PM) Pervert: or u just testing me
(12:41 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i am serious.
(12:41 PM) Pervert: my house no gal allow
sorry
u dare public mah

(12:32 PM) Liyi: HAHA !
(12:41 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: yeah.. did it twice in the park.
(12:42 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: want?
(12:42 PM) Pervert: hahas
but we just know
(12:42 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: it's ok.. that's why we need to communicate more. (;
(12:43 PM) Pervert: u wan meet where, i no money buy comdom lei
because i recently broke
(12:43 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i love it when guys dont use them.
(12:43 PM) Pervert: hahas
(12:43 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hmm, which park you wanna meet at?
(12:43 PM) Pervert: u got handphone mah
(12:43 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: yup. 93537023
(12:44 PM) Pervert: btw, i not very hamesome
(12:44 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: nevermind, it's ok.
so ltr we meet at east coast park at 4pm. ok?
(12:45 PM) Pervert: so far
don lar
i no money go tat far
(12:45 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: the handphone no. is not mine, it's my mum's but today i'm bringing her phone out.
(12:45 PM) Liyi: meet at tuas check point .
(12:45 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: then where you wanna meet?
(12:45 PM) Pervert: chua chu kang
or bukit batok area
(12:46 PM) Pervert: can mah
please
(12:46 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ok. then we meet at bukit batok mrt.
(12:46 PM) Pervert: but u comfirm will ocme mah
(12:47 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ya.
but maybe i will be late.. cause im always late one.
(12:47 PM) Pervert: but later i scare u see me u run
(12:47 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: so meet you at bukit batok mrt, 4pm today.
(12:47 PM) Pervert: LATE queen .
(12:47 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: wont la.
HAHAHA.
okok, i go prepare first.
(12:47 PM) Pervert: don offline
(12:47 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: BYE HONEY! LOVE YOU. (; -EWWWW. HAIR DROPPING ALR!!!
(12:47 PM) Pervert: i still wna tlak to u

And between our chats, Liyi and i had another chat in private..

Conversation between Liyi and Yanmei:

(12:25 PM) Liyi: hhaa.
okok.
now , in !
haha
WTF !
HHAA !
(12:25 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: haha!
(12:26 PM) Liyi: HHAA
eu be careful .
(12:27 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: HAHAHA.
you talk also leh!
(12:27 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i want disiao him all the way la.
(12:27 PM) Liyi: haha !!
say what ?
idk la .
(12:28 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hahaha.
just create some funny topics between us.
he add me sia!
wth.
(12:29 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!!
eu die !
(12:30 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: GIVE ME ONE PRIMARY SCHOOL.
(12:30 PM) Liyi: erm .
northspring
(12:30 PM) Liyi just sent you a nudge.
(12:30 PM) Liyi: MUST SAY SECONDARY !
(12:30 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ..
(12:30 PM) Liyi: woodland
(12:32 PM) Liyi is now Offline
(12:36 PM) Liyi is now Online
(12:37 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: 213
(12:38 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: (Copy and paste the convo...)
Pervert says: then u now working ah
HI.. I AM JELIN. says: no.. i cannot find.
i seem to be very stupid at everything i do.
i cannot make them properly.
Pervert says:
don like tat said ok
wad your height and weight ???
HI.. I AM JELIN. says:
my height's 158CM and my weight is 69.5KG
Pervert says:
me 168 cm 55kg
(12:38 PM) Liyi: HAHA !
(12:38 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ltr i wanna ask him if he's a virgin
(12:39 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!
(12:39 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: then ask him wanna have sex at his house anot.
(12:39 PM) Liyi: why so fat ?
(12:39 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: then put aeroplane..
say meet him at bukit panjang.
today.. at around 3pm.
HAHAH!
(12:39 PM) Liyi: he say eu very fat ehh .
dun bluff him la .
i mean .
say you thin thin
(12:39 PM) Liyi: more fun .
perfect weight ok !
(12:40 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i alr say i 158cm, 69.5kg alr.
(12:40 PM) Liyi: i help eu say . you lying .
(12:40 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: DONT.
(12:40 PM) Liyi: actually is 59.5
(12:40 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: EVERYTHING SURE SCREW UP ONE.
(12:41 PM) Liyi: okok !
(12:41 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: HAHAHA.
(12:41 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: PUTTING AEROPLANE ALR.
(12:41 PM) Liyi has changed his/her status to Busy
(12:41 PM) Liyi: haha.
(12:42 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!!!
wtf !
HAHA !!!
(12:44 PM) Liyi: DIE !
you say no hp de .
(12:44 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: oh ya.
(12:44 PM) Liyi: shit !
haha
nvm .
fun
(12:45 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: LOL.
(12:45 PM) Liyi: HHAA !!
i hate lol !
(12:45 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: after i plant aeroplan alr then you jitao block them and i say i go prepare first.
then i block him.
LOL.
(12:48 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: HAHAHA. IM DONE.
BOMB HIM ALR.
(12:48 PM) Liyi: HHAA !!!!
he ask will you turn up mehh ?
haha
i say why not .
(12:48 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: say i confirm will.
cause i did it with 3 strangers before alr.
so another one wouldn't make any difference.
hahahaha.
(12:49 PM) Liyi: HHAA !
okok.
(12:51 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: you block that terance alr not?
(12:51 PM) Liyi: nahhs .
you block her ?
(12:51 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: his fucking face like cmi la!
(12:51 PM) Liyi: him*
(12:51 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ya.
(12:51 PM) Liyi: HHAA !!!
okok .
(12:52 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i plant the aeroplane alr then i jitao block liao.
(12:52 PM) Liyi: bad uhs !
HAHA
fun mahhs ?
(12:52 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hahaha. fun la.
prank perverts.
(12:52 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: THEY DESERVE MORE MAN.
ltr we tell ling they all.
HAHAHAH!
(12:53 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!
(12:53 PM) Liyi: heh .
okok .
the number is whoes ?
whose ??
(12:54 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: i dont know.
anyhow think one.
(12:54 PM) Liyi: oh dear !
(12:54 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: LOL.
(12:54 PM) Liyi: think he smsing eu .
HAHA !
you should tell me mahh .
i give eu the 83009333
then more fun .
(12:54 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!
(12:54 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: you say now i off my phone.. cause i charging phone.
only until i reach there then i on.
(12:54 PM) Liyi: he nv tok to me
later not in use how ?
(12:55 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: you just tell him.. say i call you and ask you to let him know first.
cannot be.. very little chance that it's isn't in use.
(12:56 PM) Liyi: heh .
okok.
(12:59 PM) Liyi: no reply .
(1:01 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: dont care him la.
hahaha!
(1:01 PM) Liyi: HAHA !!!
he ask eu why ?
you off phone .
(1:01 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: cause i charging the phone.
(1:01 PM) Liyi: like tat i wont not meet
(1:02 PM) Liyi: he say don't try to bluff him ehhs .
(1:03 PM) Liyi: (Copy and paste convo)
nvm
i don wna meet le
unless she come panjang
MUMMY !
(1:03 PM) Liyi: unblock him and tok to him .
(1:05 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: then tell him i go panjang lor!
(1:05 PM) Liyi: want give him the number ?
since i meeting eu soon .
(1:06 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: what number?
(1:06 PM) Liyi: 83009333 .
(1:06 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: but i alr give that number leh.
(1:06 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: suddenly change.. wont obvious meh?
(1:06 PM) Liyi: say you taking your bro de .
mum going out .
and this number will on till night .
(1:06 PM) Liyi: like that then good mahh .
(1:06 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: okok!
hahahaha.
(1:06 PM) Liyi: still can reply him
hah !
(1:07 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: btw, who's number is that?
(1:07 PM) Liyi: me !
(1:07 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: HUH.
(1:07 PM) Liyi: second numbeer .
(1:07 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: you give yours for what sia!!!
(1:07 PM) Liyi: i block call .
only sms de .
(1:07 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: oh.. okok.
(1:07 PM) Liyi: i got 2 la hellO
(1:07 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: good good.
(1:07 PM) Liyi: me =smart !
(1:07 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hahaha!
(1:08 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: but i scared he keep smsing the number sia.
OH CANNOT/
I TOLD HIM IM THE ONLINE CHILD.
ONLY*
(1:08 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: say the phone is my cousin's one.
he lending it to me.
(1:10 PM) Liyi: ok . now ! (Copy and paste convo)
idk how she got my number .
She called .
And say .
Meet you at panjang 4pm . since you wan meet there .
And she will ber using another which is 83009333 .
AND , only can sms . as it pre-paid .
So , if you don'T believe , you can try sms .
i say this .
HAHA !!!
(1:10 PM) Liyi: super drama !
(1:10 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hahaha!
(1:11 PM) Liyi: steady ?! haha
(1:11 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: okokok!
(1:11 PM) Liyi: SH!t !
i yet to bathe !
agrh !
(1:11 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: HAHA.
you say alr then faster block him.
and dont care alr.
(1:11 PM) Liyi: nahhs .
this game is fun
won't block him
HAHA !
(1:11 PM) Liyi: i say you are my fren de fren .
(1:12 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: okoko!
(1:12 PM) Liyi: fuck , he sms !
(1:12 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: dont lu chu ma jiao leh.
(1:12 PM) Liyi: hello i terence
(1:12 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: rmb, my name is JELIN.
(1:12 PM) Liyi: say what ?
oh.ok?
or wht ?
comeon .
i nid to bathe
HAHA !
(1:12 PM) Liyi: reply what ?!
(1:12 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: er, say.. oh hi, i need to bathe first.
ltr when im done then sms you again.
(1:13 PM) Liyi: shit !
send !
(1:13 PM) Liyi: i nv say later de thing
HAH 1
(1:13 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ok.
(1:13 PM) Liyi: eu bathe le ?
(1:13 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: ya
im done alr.
(1:14 PM) Liyi: SHIT !
die die die
(1:14 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: first time right!!
(1:14 PM) Liyi: YA!
argh!
(1:14 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: hahahha
quick la! go bathe!
(1:14 PM) Liyi: EEeee / he replt .
later show ue .
Bye!
(1:14 PM) HI.. I AM JELIN.: okok
BYE!

There's another part of convo between us and the pervert on sms.
But i'm rushing time now for work.
So most porbably i'll be posting it tonight.

So STAY TUNE!
Photos and all will be late. I'm so sorry. (:

XOXO, Y.
"Serve you right, bastards!"_________________________________________________________________________________________________________